Bad Bowtie Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Two old guys were sitting on a park bench one morning.The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. "Do you have any rye bread?", he asked her.She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He replied back, "I want 5 loaves."She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be too hard."He replied, "I can't believe it!! Everybody knows about this but me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLNAWAY Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Oldy but a goody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jovanny Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevyman57 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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