Bad Bowtie Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and then decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting... "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Queen's Head and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box:............................................ "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ING shoes on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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