markdamadman

Dont think this has been posted before but you should all read its pretty funny PURE GENIUS When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

hahahah that is great. we just want to shoot at anything!!

waaaa 454 in the ss damnnn that will be sweet!! haha if you do that let us know how that goes. sounds very interesting!

damn, dude sorry to hear about your tranny. hopefully when we ran that wasnt what messed it up :-\ you should just get it completly rebuilt with stronger parts cuz if it happens again ull be pissed.Who knows maybe ull end up supercharging, just my 2 cents!

looks like fun i'm defiantly down for a meet with some go karting!!

hey dude awesome job on all the pics they all look awesome!! cant wait till the next meet!

w0w that is a harsh letter. how can they get away with saying that?

see it under 3 bucks a gallon! man i wish. gas is around 3.89-4.15 where i am!

looks sick! i want to get hids and fog lights just like that

tell him to put his money where his mouth is!!! take video of it so when u win u can send him a copy of the tape!

i think someone on here should try putting that engine in their truck. i know i want to!

damn i wish i could be as lucky as you with your tickets! cops love giving me tickets no matter what i do or wear lol.

damn i want one sooo badly!!! any ides what the price is going to be for one of those ?? prob like 45k or so?

lol you guys crack me up!!!

looks sick! i need to get one! ah

yeaaa gas is evil!!!!! gas is at 3.99 a gallon right next to my house!! two transactions right there ahh.

what is the depth of the box... i want to get 2 10" jl w3v3 subs. will they fit?

ya i think itd look sick powder coated!

im down to go!!

hahaha my friend is laughin really hard at the gas gauge. lol why is it doing that?

hey were u the guy that had F*** Ford on the back? lol

damn dude that sucks!! atleast it didnt happen to you while we were cruisin. that coulda been bad.

hey guys great meet today and glad i finally got to show up to one! it was awesome meeting everyone and thanks to art showing me a lil trick with the hose over the intake! great cruise down pch. glad we all got to cruise together. i bet everyone driving past was droolin over the trucks!!

lmao gotta love those ho's had a situation just like urs about a year ago and i pussed out and i regret that. i think you should go for it cuz if you dont and one day shell come up to you and be like i want you to met my bf and ull be like ahhh i shoulda asked her first. you should be say something to her about have you ever thought about dating one of ur really good friends?? and she how she feels about that subject...if she freaks then dont ask her if she is hint at something then open to her. chicks love it when their guy friends open to them.. anyways good luck with that!

hey man sorry to hear, hope you the best to get better!!