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I don't want to jack ur thread but while ur on the subject of Roosters: This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster & he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer & asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says "Sure, I've got this great rooster named Chuck. He'll service every chicken you have, no problem." Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home & sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got alot of chickens to service here & you cost me alot of money. Consequently, I need you to do a good job. So, take your time & have some fun" the farmer told him with a chuckle. Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed him toward the hen house & Chuck took off like a shot. WHAM!!, Chuck nails every hen in the hen house, 3-4 times. The farmer is really in shock now. Afteer that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese down by his pond. Once again, WHAM!!, Chuck gets them all. By sunset the farmer sees Chuck out in the fiels chasing quail & phesants. The farmer is distraught, worried about how hos expensive new rooster might not last even 24hrs at this rate. Sure enough the farmer goes to bed & awakes the next morning to find Chuck dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are already circling over head. The farmer, saddened by the loss of his new expensive rooster, shakes his head & says "oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down & now look at what you've done to yourself." Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling & says "SHHHHHH, they're getting closer....."

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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster & he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer & asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says "Sure, I've got this great rooster named Chuck. He'll service every chicken you have, no problem." Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home & sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got alot of chickens to service here & you cost me alot of money. Consequently, I need you to do a good job. So, take your time & have some fun" the farmer told him with a chuckle. Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed him toward the hen house & Chuck took off like a shot. WHAM!!, Chuck nails every hen in the hen house, 3-4 times. The farmer is really in shock now. Afteer that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese down by his pond. Once again, WHAM!!, Chuck gets them all. By sunset the farmer sees Chuck out in the fiels chasing quail & phesants. The farmer is distraught, worried about how hos expensive new rooster might not last even 24hrs at this rate. Sure enough the farmer goes to bed & awakes the next morning to find Chuck dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are already circling over head. The farmer, saddened by the loss of his new expensive rooster, shakes his head & says "oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down & now look at what you've done to yourself." Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling & says "SHHHHHH, they're getting closer....."

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Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." (Shocking!) Who needs alcohol?

Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905 one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1905: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents an hour. The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at home . Ninety percent of all U.S. physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard." Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering the country for any reason. The five leading causes of death in the U.S. were: 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet. The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was 30!!! Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented. There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day. Two of 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated high school. Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." (Shocking!) Eighteen percent of households in the U.S had at least one full-time servant or domestic. There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The programmer said, Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool. Only a programmer

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