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I don't want to jack ur thread but while ur on the subject of Roosters: This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster & he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer & asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says "Sure, I've got this great rooster named Chuck. He'll service every chicken you have, no problem." Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home & sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got alot of chickens to service here & you cost me alot of money. Consequently, I need you to do a good job. So, take your time & have some fun" the farmer told him with a chuckle. Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed him toward the hen house & Chuck took off like a shot. WHAM!!, Chuck nails every hen in the hen house, 3-4 times. The farmer is really in shock now. Afteer that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese down by his pond. Once again, WHAM!!, Chuck gets them all. By sunset the farmer sees Chuck out in the fiels chasing quail & phesants. The farmer is distraught, worried about how hos expensive new rooster might not last even 24hrs at this rate. Sure enough the farmer goes to bed & awakes the next morning to find Chuck dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are already circling over head. The farmer, saddened by the loss of his new expensive rooster, shakes his head & says "oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down & now look at what you've done to yourself." Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling & says "SHHHHHH, they're getting closer....."

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Tampa Bay Cummins or Duramax??

Sunrises !!!!! Monser or Red Bull?

ball point Supercharger or Turbocharger

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster & he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer & asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says "Sure, I've got this great rooster named Chuck. He'll service every chicken you have, no problem." Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home & sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got alot of chickens to service here & you cost me alot of money. Consequently, I need you to do a good job. So, take your time & have some fun" the farmer told him with a chuckle. Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed him toward the hen house & Chuck took off like a shot. WHAM!!, Chuck nails every hen in the hen house, 3-4 times. The farmer is really in shock now. Afteer that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese down by his pond. Once again, WHAM!!, Chuck gets them all. By sunset the farmer sees Chuck out in the fiels chasing quail & phesants. The farmer is distraught, worried about how hos expensive new rooster might not last even 24hrs at this rate. Sure enough the farmer goes to bed & awakes the next morning to find Chuck dead as a doorknob-stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are already circling over head. The farmer, saddened by the loss of his new expensive rooster, shakes his head & says "oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down & now look at what you've done to yourself." Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling & says "SHHHHHH, they're getting closer....."

Southern US Pepsi or Diet Pepsi????

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Filet Mignon Yahoo or Gooooogle?

Action Flick Marijuana- Make it legal or illegal?

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." (Shocking!) Who needs alcohol?

Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905 one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1905: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents an hour. The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year. A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at home . Ninety percent of all U.S. physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard." Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering the country for any reason. The five leading causes of death in the U.S. were: 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet. The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was 30!!! Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented. There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day. Two of 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated high school. Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." (Shocking!) Eighteen percent of households in the U.S had at least one full-time servant or domestic. There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me? The programmer said, Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool. Only a programmer

Does Por-15 stop existing rust?

No trade, sorry. If i sell I decided to make a project Regular Cab SS. I found a 2004 Silverado 2500 6.6 Diesel that I might buy (I dont know A diesel SS?)

Love it The only trouble is I am selling the SSS so I will not be buying rims Good news with the money i get from the sale I am thing about building a Regular Cab SS (arrival blue of course ) Then i will probably get black DS05 rims and black accents.

Looking for Jesus One day down by a river, a preacher had just baptized a young lady. A few minutes later, a drunk, non-religious man walked by the river. The preacher said to him, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk said yes. The preacher got him in the water, dipped him in and then raised him back up. He said, "Have you found Jesus?" The drunk said no. The preacher again dipped him in and raised him back up. The preacher said, "Have you found Jesus?" The drunk again said no. The preacher dipped him and raised him up for a third time. He said, "Have you found Jesus?" The drunk said, "Are you sure he fell in here?" LOL there are some good ones

I would like to get the bed fixed but putting money in to the SSS like that is money i won't get out of the truck like a supercharger; so i would like to sell the truck before i dump too much money in to it. $18000 is probably too much but I would like to get that out of the SSS. On the other hand i would trade for a 2003-2006 Silverado Regular Cab truck (Preferably manual). Edit- Trade plus Cash

Thanks for the info going to do that right now. By the way is there any products that stop rusting????

I am wanting to sell my 2003 Silverado SS but do not know what to sell it for. It is Arrival Blue It has 107k miles Volant CAI 3 in true duel exhaust (very loud) 20 in Panther Hella wheels with Cooper Discovery H/T Tires (very minimal wear) The main problem: the box is rusting (1/8in circle above wheel well) Back bumper has a crack in it Normal wear in the interior. I know this is not a mint truck but it is sort of rare (1100 odd arrival blue SSS in 2003) Thanks in advanced

Sorry i missed it. Thanks for photoshopping it, I love it but like I said my box is starting to rust so I want to take care of that before i buy my rims.

I have 107k and drove it last winter but washed it every week. I have no warranty (third owner), but i called the dealer that i bought it from and found out that the previous owner was a girl . She lives in Sully, IA so i am guessing it has seen a lot of dirt and dust. The back bumper is dented from a jacknifed trailer.

One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ''Give me your most dangerous whore.'' The clerk says, ''She's in room 3A.'' The man goes to room 3A and sees a woman with a black leather suit, whips and chains. The whore says she wants to have sex on the peak of the roof. The man quickly agrees. They go to the roof and go at it for a while, and then they both fall off the roof, still ''together.'' They land on the sidewalk and die. A drunk man walks by, sees them together, and walks into the whorehouse. The desk clerk says, ''Hey! I thought I told you never to come back here again! Get out, now!'' To this, the drunk replies, ''I just came in here to tell you that your sign fell down

Last month I was hand washing the SSS and I noticed a paint blister on the box above the wheel well. I popped the blister and rusty water ran out (the blister was dime sized), then I peeled the paint off not wanting the blister to hold water and make the box rust. There was already a rust spot the size of a pencil eraser (surface rust). Last week i was hand washing the SSS and found another blister on the other side of the box (same spot above the wheel well) the size of a half doller. I popped the blister but did not peel the paint. This morning I took it to a local body shop for an estimate to touch up the blisters and was told the the box was rusting from the inside out. He said it was common for that year of truck. I was wondering if anyone else had this problem? Ever since I bought the SSS a year ago I hand wash it regularly.