Grim_Smoker

Holy crap! Not so sure I'd wanna drive that thing on the streets, you could sneeze and accidentally put yourself in the guard rail!

Well around here, theres plenty of people that I end up having to honk at. People on cell-phones not paying attention, people putting on make-up at the red light, hell even people that are driving straight at me in my own lane! Also, to scare the shit outta people.

I have no idea how it'd sound on our trucks, but I have loudmouths on my 03 Z06 and its...well...loud. Sets off my neighbors car alarms, and makes little kids cry (seriously!).

Very Thanks a bunch dude!

Well I have the seats set to "Easy Exit" (seats move all the way back when you take the key out, or put it in park, can't remember). I'm at about 15k miles now...for the first 14 or so, as soon as I got in the truck and put the key in, the seat would move to my memory setting. And as soon as I put it in park, the seat would move all the way back immediately. Now when I put the key in, I can start the truck, and it still takes a few seconds for the seat to move into my memory position. Also when I put it in park, I can turn the truck off, and get my door open before the seat even starts to move back.... Anyone else run into this? Any ideas? Going to the dealer in the next few days for my 15k oil/service.

The z06 (at least the C5 Z) comes with 18's in the front, and 19's in the rear. I really don't see the difference, however on a truck with a 2" difference I'm sure you could really see it.

"I'm sorry sir, but according to your test results, you are technically mentally retarded, and we can't have retards on the road, now can we?" "I'm suing you." Judge- "I hereby award 5 billion dollars to the plaintiff for emotional damages"

I'll take one! ....on second thought, better make it two.

Wow....wow...sorry to hear about this. I too would have been in jail for sure. I'd have grabbed that bitch by her ankles and used her as a blunt object to beat him to a pulp.

Now THAT'S funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL

Wow...will she marry me? Edit: Oops I forgot...I don't have 26Dubs....guess not.

Granted. You live you uber luxerious life on 26's....however your parents are suddenly deported to mexico and you're left without a home or insurance. You can't get insurance because of your shitty record, and because your mexican you can't get a place to live outside of a shithole. I wish I had all the money in the world! (BTW Drako - Thats EXACTLY the type of 'granted wishes' that we want! Witty and hysterical!)

Don't worry, I already cut his backpack.

You know...this post started as good fun rippin on you. However it's taken a turn towards a "rip you apart because your a complete ****ing retard" post. Thats quite an accomplishment, congrats, dumbass. In ebonics: u dawg r 100% stoopid

I got this idea from a few other forums I'm a regular on. Not sure how it'll fly here, but whatever. The basic premises is to turn peoples wishes evil. A person makes a wish, the next poster 'grants' their wish, but turns it 'evil'. Then they make a wish as well. The only rules are that the wish MUST be granted, and the granter MUST make a wish him/herself. Examples: (These are the first few posts from the evil-genie thread on one of my other forums) 1st post: (me) I wish I could understand women so I could see through anything and be ready for it all. 2nd post: (another poster...obviously) Your understanding is crystal clear. The horror that accompanies your understanding turns you gay, and you're not invited to the weenie roast. I wish ten bad things would happen to everyone I despise for every one bad thing that happens to me. 3rd Post: Every person you hate decides to strap 10 thermite bombs to their bodies. They gather in close proximity around you and simultaneously detonate themselves, melting you all (faces melting and all). I wish my socks would stop disappearing in the laundry. 4th Post: (me) They stop dissapearing, but now every other article of clothing you put in the wash now goes missing. I wish I had a personal cook that could make me all of my favorites to 100% perfection everytime, whenever I wanted. 5th Post: You do, but he's horny, hideous, persistent, and stronger than you. He wants you to show your appreciation... physically. Now. He insists. Bon Apetite. I wish my vision was 20/15 naturally. Got it? Here we go! I wish my bar (that Im a regular at) was within walking distance so I could actually get drunk there and not have to worry about driving home. (as I DO NOT drive drunk)

As Dylan pointed out in a previous post of yours, everyone on here rags on everyone else. It's pretty much the same on ALL forums, be it Auto, Gaming, Computing, etc. You're also not going to get a lot of respect when you post about wanting to fight a ticket you got for doing 80+ in a 30MPH zone. Ontop of that, thought not quite as important, decent grammer/spelling and typing skills will get you further. I don't take anyone seriously that writes things like "o well u r on my nutz yo dawg" Hahahahaha..... I love you Dylan. Can I rent you out to walk around the local schools and cut up stupid kids backpacks?

How old am I? 22 Dylan - Yes...that story WILL follow you till the day you die. I still tell my buddies about it

Dude you have got to be kidding......Are you sure your not 15? First of all if you can't get a girl without a nice car, you're a loser, and the girl who goes for you just because of your car is a shallow SOB. And I've never cheated once in my life. I sure as hell don't want to be cheated on, so why would I do it to my girl? Why don't you let us all know when you grow up and get a clue? And no, you can't trade your truck for, or buy a clue.

I caught a short clip of a Barrett-Jackson Auction the other night. Carol Shelby was there while one of the new GT-500's was auctioned off for about 500k.

So I'm about to finally give in a purchase one of the IPod interfaces, but I'm not sure where to put/mount the IPod in the truck. I may decide to go to the nice double-din Alpine unit and do a full system in the future, but for now I'm staying stock. Since I'll probably end up controlling the IPod through the unit itself, instead of through the stock HU, I can't put it in the glovebox. I've seen the little cup-holder mounts, but I'd like to keep my cupholders as I actually use them. And I don't want to just have the IPod bouncing around in the cupholders/tray so....Where do you all have them mounted? Pics? Thanks!

We had a fully automatic car-wash place built near where my roomy works. I went through it one day, payed 12 bucks for the whole nine yards (actually gets washed twice for the full price wash) etc. Admired the pretty rainbow colored soap as it was sprayed on twice and rinsed away, avoided the dryers as I figured I'd dry it myself. Pulled around front and parked it. Turns out they built the frigin place backwards...The way you go through it, it's pitched downward, it was supposed to be built so you went IN the way you now come OUT so that all the water would run out the back of your bed and whatnot. But as it is...the entire back of my cab, front of the bed, and back of my tailgate were completely covered in soap still, and when I drove out throught the high pressure blow-dryers, it sprayed the soap EVERYWHERE. I grabbed the attendant and had him look at it, he said "Ok I'll let you go through for a rinse free" which of course didn't help at all. I demanded my money back and never went there again.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! That thing is badass man! I have a black/red 03' 'Shee myself. It's got FMF SST's, Tag bars, twist throttle (yes....Im more into bikes at heart, so I need it), K&N filter, -2 teeth in the front, Bandits in the front and Mud Sharks in the rear. I love the thing, but I hardly ride it. Being in CT really sucks being a rider, theres NOWHERE to ride besides a few tracks. I love the thing though, with the extra torque from the smaller front sprocket, it pulls super hard. Granted the mud tires don't help, going down to the end of my road, make the turn in second gear and give it just a bit of throttle and it's spin-city! My buddies all cocky with his stock 03' raptor, so we raced the last time we were out riding. The area was really shitty...loose dirt/coal dust (seriously...coal dust, random trail area). I spun a little from the get-go (I'm not much of a quad guy, and have very few hours on this thing) but I quickly pulled past him and pulled super hard. The smaller front sprocket made me lose a tad on the top end, but gained so much torque it isn't funny (at least on my setup), I love it.

Actualy I dunno if she gets nude or not. Thought she was a non-nude model Nothin a little bit of cash couldn't fix though

Next-door Nikki is hot

ROFL thats great. Yeah Craigslist is awsome. A lot of my favorite sites link to funny posts from there pretty often.