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A bump...
since the holiday is just around the corner
and since we all know somebody like these guys
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Damn Bob,
Sorry to hear about this, but hopefully it all works out for the best
I can see you now doing photo shoots of birthday parties and bar/bas mitzvahs for 8-13 year olds....
or poolside for desperate housewives updating their photo albums/ recent plastic surgery
BTW, there has to be a senior division in PORN, Ron Jeremy is still around
Brian. I knew you wouldn't be able to pass this one up. Too easy.
My wife said the only way I could do porno is if they have comedy pornos or SHORT takes.
God, marriage is good for the ego!! 
Bob,
She's wrong. You're too TALL for midget porn
As for comedy: pornmistakes.com
(NSFW)
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Damn Bob,
Sorry to hear about this, but hopefully it all works out for the best
I can see you now doing photo shoots of birthday parties and bar/bas mitzvahs for 8-13 year olds....
or poolside for desperate housewives updating their photo albums/ recent plastic surgery
BTW, there has to be a senior division in PORN, Ron Jeremy is still around
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Congrats Big O
No time to post in Gasoline Alley
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With the July 4th holiday fast approaching, a helpful, informative
public service announcement for everyone to enjoy and view is contained within.
Please observe and follow all precautions when using fireworks (illegal
)and have a safe and happy 4th of July
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The waterpark was very busy. 90* plus and humid saturday. 1/2 hour or so wait for most rides. The coasters and others rides were only about 10 minute waits. You should try the new Grand Rapids water ride. Got absolutely drowned on it. Throws you around a bit though. Worked for me though. I ended up with some young (20ish) girl in a black bikini sitting on my lap for half the ride. I asked her if she wanted to ride it again with me. Thank god for the cold water or it could have been real interesting.
Making me and all the other DOMs proud, Bob
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The distant perspective of the camera almost makes it look like fun. But I am sure that has to be one of those "pants wetting" moments
. It is amazing they can slide so well, rather than flipping.
I was thinking more like "pants filling" moment
I'm sorry, but i have to ask... why don't they flip?PFM, nothing but PFM ;)
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Nice pic Big O
I was thinking the same thing as Ben.
to save it and not end up on his roof.HMMM...and everybody thinks drifting originated in Japan
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A cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the
window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves
you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it
to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then
opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image
processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives a message on his Palm Pilot that the image has
been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
spreadsheet with the message on his Blackberry and, after a few inutes,
receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report
on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the
cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?
"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter
than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows..."
"Now, give me back my dog."
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....sorry, has to be a weekend for me.....
I will give it another day or two, then I will just have to make an executive decision!!
Hey, where's that executive decision Rob?
We'll make you HMFIC
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Congrats
Beautiful baby
Watch out for that Tanner Von Kleist
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Happy Birthday Aaron
When you make it back to Indy, I'll by the first round
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jUST HAVE HOT ROD TRUCK WALK IN THERE SAYING HE'S YOU AND HAVE HIM DRIVE OFF WITH THE BEST CAR ON THE LOT, AND CALL IT EVEN....
IF THAT DOESNT WORK BITCH SLAP HIM.
GOOD LUCK,LET US KNOW OF ANY CHANGES.
Well, we both are named Brian with an "i".
Unfortunately, I didn't see anything that would be acceptable to me anyway. Lots of projects in various stages of completion, sport/ import style stuff. Not my type of stuff.
At this point he doesn't need to know who I am yet.
Waiting to hear what Brian has to say. Wednesday was the deadline Brian gave him
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Any updates Brian?
Here's mine...
Went by there today. They were open. Didn't stop in.
Just made sure they were open.
No Escalade inside.
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I just got off the phone with "Greg" the owner,
I told him I wanted the money wired back to me by wed. and he gave me this blah blah blah story about not being prepared for to put out $5k yada yada yada...
I told him I wasn't prepared to give someone $5250 and 6 months later still be waiting for my truck so I just said OK, I'll be calling on wed. to see about the money. He said he's see what he could do....
It was kinda comical when he asked how I knew he moved....
thanks Brian(Hot Rod Truck), I told him I got friends in Indy, and he didn't have a whole lot to say after that!
I'll keep ya'll updated...
~Brian
Touche'! Glad I could help out
...btw Steve, thanks for the reasurance to everyone. I just want my money back! its been long enough... Ya'll see how damn patient I am... 
Well shoot, if I'd known that I'd have taken The Company Car on a vacation to to Tijuana first
Yeah glad to hear you are getting back on top of that guy, keep at it though because my Spidey Sense tells me he has already spent your money - I would bet he doesn't even have the $750 to ship you the vehicle, if he even still has it... 
Steve you are probably more right than you know. The shop wasn't very big and there was no impound lot on the premises. He probably didn't have physical possession and somebody got over on him and he sold Brian a title.
I'll be back out there later this week to see if he's "OPEN"
Brian get me that last name too ;)
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That is something you kinda of have laugh about. But that does suck. That is almost as good as me taking out a seagull in mid air, I couldn't beleive it.
Yeah, I was laughing for a minute when this old guy on the opposite fairway said "did you hit that red truck?" and I said "yeah", then he says "I bet that guy will be pissed because that is a nice truck". I replied "Yeah, I am very pissed because it is my truck". The old guy group was laughing pretty good...I wanted to kick their old ass for a second then I laughed it off and went on.
Define old...be nice
I was cleaning the truck tonight and saw the dent and called myself a DUMBASS again. Next time I will club down and take a short shot
Hopefully, you didn't proceed to bang your head against the side of the truck
J/K hope you get it taken care of quickly
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That is great. You can't put a price on a piece of artwork like that.
That's awesome
Proves the acorn doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Hope Dad takes him out for a special treat today
(ride in the truck to get ice cream)
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Damn Mark,
That sucks
Hopefully a paintless dent repair guy will fix it like new.
They did a nice job on my truck from hail damage
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Hey everybody - I want to take a minute and vouch for Brian (Escalade SS); Brian is a fantastic guy, and a straight-arrow man. If anyone here is in a position to assist at all I can guarantee you it would be sincerely appreciated. I would help myself but I'm over a day's drive from Indy.
Brian, hope you get that money back. Time to get the authorities involved, I would try the postmaster general first, maybe they can do something along the lines of mail fraud? And PayPal can get you the $500 deposit back I'm sure.
Mr. P.
I'll be checking it out tomorrow for Brian
Need help/advice
in Off-Topic/General
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Bob,
Probably,the heater has failed in the sensor,
turning on the check engine light.
Shouldn't affect the way the car runs
Gas mileage maybe,until the sensor gets up to temp.
Looks to be the one after the converter
Delco # AFS141
About $70.00
Pre-cat 02 sensor
Delco# AFS109
Also about $70.00
A local Delco warehouse should have these
If not,I can get them for you