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2012 Candidate for President! I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes--Steroids.. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. The country was founded on certain principals – let’s get back to them! GOD BLESS AMERICA .

List of things you now owe me: 1. pair dockers shorts size 36 kahki in color 2. one pair mens Cotton boxers size Lrg 3.One leather executive style computer chair. I will send you the mailing address in a pm.

Salisbury, 30 minutes west of OC. www.breaktimegrill.com

bump for me not killing the thread. If you guys want i can see what i can pull off in OC since i do the contract work for the police there bike wise. I think having a meet there then a ride up to the bar I work at part time would be fun.

Of course I'll be there. It's less then 30 minutes from home. If you guys want it's 30 minutes from OC but i can get us a private party room at the bar i work for. Let me know if anyone is interested in meeting there.

least yours was clean when you brought it by the store today! and at least i clicked the wrong reply box on my last post. Damn working till 4am.

you want wierd? my wife puts apple sauce on hamburger helper

how bout them ravens???

http://www.break.com/index/kentuckys-famous-turtle-man.html

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

http://www.break.com/index/the-difference-...third-gear.html

Buddy of mine called today from SD he got 38 F'IN inches!!!!!!

check out Easton Maryland's hyatt resort. NOTHING there but it's the nicest place you can stay cheap.

paid $2.35 at wawa for premium this morning.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-revenge-on-cat.html

interested in the 84. but would like to know your reserve.

Had a friend and customer forward this to me today. Appears that the cycling legend failed to appear for a traffic ticket in maryland in 1991. http://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inqui...quiry-index.jsp it's completely publicly available knowledge. all you have to do is agree to the disclaimer and then type his name in and search.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24540...5009760,00.html F that spiders that eat birds UGH!

a little over the top but cool none the less. http://www.break.com/index/amazing-secret-lambo-garage.html

I have the xd-40 in 5 inch tactical and love the feel and weight of it.

title says it all. If you are post class level and faction. I'm looking to server transfer soon.

I think Kimbo threw that one to get shamrock in 45 days. That stoppage was BS!

Actual application for a 75 year old man to Walmart in California. *NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) *SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) *DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place *DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. *EDUCATION: Yes. *LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. *PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. *MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. *REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. *HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. *PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. *DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment . *MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? *DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? *DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?' *HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. *DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! *WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. *NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles *DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. They hired him because he was funny.

vista is compatible with tuning programs. spend 700 bucks or less to get something that fits your needs.

give me a call in the shop at 410-543-2453. Ask for Erik. I can hook you up with a guy that does great custom 10 year vinyl.