I got this in an e-mail and I dont think it is true but it is hilarious. They are ford drivers
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE
STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
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>A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments
Of $560.00).
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>He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and
Of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with
Their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to
Make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something
For the decoys to float on.
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>Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is
Going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.
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>So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a
Short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip
On the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming
Toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the
Stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
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>Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
GUNS, and the DOG...???
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>Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING;
Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off
Across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with
The burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
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>The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
Their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the
Dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheer Ed on by his master, keeps
Coming.
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>One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
Loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog
Stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and
This time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course
Terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to
Find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
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>The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
Truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
Truck and takes off after his master.
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>Then " "" "" "" "" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !
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>The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving
The two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened"
Looks on their faces.
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>The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use
Of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the
First of those $560.00 a month payments.
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>The dog is okay. .doing fine. And you thought Rednecks lived in the
>South.........