WI_Dave

The part they could have done without was the song and dance act at the end The rest was ps I have the box set from tv show and part 2 now I have to get part 1

Well I returned it yesterday but on the way I stopped at a Dodge dealer and test drove a Daytona R/T charger. That one moves pretty good. I wish they would have had an srt-8 but oh well. They did tell me that you can now get the Daytona Charger in the original sublime green and this summer in plum crazy purple

I have a zippy tune and am very happy with it. I would let Frank (RevolutionRaceWorks) work on mine anytime.

I watch it and like it.

Joke Of The Day

I finally got the truck in to the shop from the accident last month and they offered me a choice of an Impalla or a Charger. I chose the Charger Its only got the 3.5L HO and its not that fast. It is peppy enough for a big car to really want to drive a Hemi version. It does seem very cheap inside but it is almost stipped. It barely will burnout without brake standing it. Over all its an O.K. car but not deserving of the name Charger. my $0.02

Chase and I both wanted Dec. Now he threw so much money at his truck I don't stand a chance.

I got that in an e-mail a few weeks ago. Why wouldn't your bank tell you this when you get a card?

National study The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit !" Only Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan were different, where89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something."

See if they will fix it as a term of the sale.

If you turn the switch to the left it will shut them off completely. Why would you have to adjust dash lights? p.s. I don't know if its adjustable. If someone knows please share.

An in person tune will just tune the pcm in your truck no swapping.

After all these years with chevy trucks doing this, its amazing no one figured this out earlier. Mine doesn't do it YET but now I know how to fix it WHEN it does.

I'm with Maniac. If you want a fast street vehicle you could have saved alot of money and bought a car. If you want a truck this is the one to have. Fast and USABLE

My surge suppressor is about 3-4 feet thats all I needed.

Yes it is loud but I can't complain. YES it blew my breaker every time at first and once in a while now when it gets up to pressure but I plug it into a surge suppresor so I just reset it there instead of going into the house and down into the basement.

I drive mine through the snow in the woods during deer season (blowdowns will make you cry) All the time in the snow on pavement.

I have the craftsman 33 gal. horizontal one. Works great. I got it on clearance ( I think it was a mislabeled) for $132 with the free tool kit. It was the only one they had at that price.

Thats what I thought. sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite.

HOW CAN YOU LIVE ON WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS? > > > > > > Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled > > "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered > > into the English language. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were > > Fred and Wilma Flintstone. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Coca-Cola was originally green. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > It is impossible to lick your elbow. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: > > Alaska > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) > > The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: > > 61,000 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from > > history: > > Spades - King David > > Hearts - Charlemagne > > Clubs -Alexander, the Great > > Diamonds - Julius Caesar > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in > > the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the > > air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse > > has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, > > John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August > > 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? > > A. Their birthplace > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat > > name requested? > > A. Obsession > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go > > until you would find the letter "A"? > > A. One thousand > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and > > laser printers all have in common? > > A. All invented by women. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? > > A. Honey > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the > > year? > > A. Father's Day > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. > > When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer > > to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a > > month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his > > son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their > > calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month ... which we > > know today as the honeymoon. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old > > England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your > > pints and quarts, and settle down." > > It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into > > the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, > > they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired > > by this practice. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow (of course I tried it!)

That info-mercial is on every morning when I get up. I watched part of ot to see what it was but can't bring myself to watch the whole thing.

I have never even seen a silver one in person. They must all be in your area.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - B!#ch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside