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WI_Dave

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  1. No way. I just sold my 03 w/33k for less than that. Look around and you will find a better deal. There might even be some on this site in the 4 sale section.
  2. That looks like fun. I need to go ride mine again. Its been about a year. I want a new 450 class but don't use it enough to justify it.
  3. WI_Dave

    AutoX

    I thought about it. My dad and his brothers all autocross so I had people to go with. I thought there was a thread a little while ago about someone autox'ing their SS. Ok it was detjoe.
  4. My german sheperd lays just like that.
  5. I almost bought one last year. low miles and needed a tranny. I like them but they are so heavy they are slow.
  6. Found this almost seems too good to be true crate motor
  7. I think its fake but if not can you imagine what he would do to the gal that breaks up with him.
  8. Buy a duramax. You can get power out of it and better mileage. All I hear about E85 is worse mileage and higher cost which shouldn't be. It is cheaper to make and still costs more for now.
  9. I bought mine on EBAY but shopman made it. If I did it over again I would go thru him and get the colored one.
  10. Screen name - IRONTRON -autobot Name Dave - RUMBLETRON - Decepticon David - RUMBLEFIRE - Decepticon
  11. There is a member on here that has a white one pulling a boat in his sig. I just forgot his name.
  12. Zippy 100% Nice truck. Welcome to the site you will like it here but your purse won't.
  13. WI_Dave

    JOTD

    Sounds like a blonde joke
  14. WI_Dave

    JOTD

    The following statements are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: So the date of conception of the baby ws August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
  15. Nice. Wave at him if you see him again.
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