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  1. When you start makin' REAL power...AWD is the way to go. No traction issues..just gotta make sure the stock tranny and diffs can handle it.

     

    I'm not sure just what the stock set up can handle..but i'm sure some of the heavy hitters here can help you with that.

  2. Welcome, that looks good! Looks exactly like my truck except mines lowered a bit and doesn't have the front plate or vent shades. Gotta love arrival blue!

     

     

    Welcome from another 2003 Arrival Blue owner. My truck and i were born in the same month.:cheers:

  3. A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

     

    "Would you like male or female?" the clerk asks.

     

    "Female, please."

     

    "Would you like Black or White?" the clerk asks.

     

    "White, please."

     

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" asks the clerk again.

     

    This question confused the man, so he asked, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

     

    "Well," explained the clerk, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

     

    :dbanana:

     

    HAHAHA!! Good one!

  4. A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs.

     

    The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'

     

    The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.'

     

    'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me. !'

     

    'I got every word,' says the parrot.

     

    'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'

     

    'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.

     

    'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'

     

    'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can't see it, because of my feathers.'

     

    'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'

     

    'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.

    I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'

     

    The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'

     

    'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.

     

    You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!'

     

    The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

     

    One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing. 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the delivery man.'

     

    'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.

     

    'When the guy delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'

     

    'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.

     

    'THEN what happened?'

     

    'Well, then the delivery man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.

     

    'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'

     

    'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'

     

    Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'

     

    'DUNNO?!? I got an erection, and fell off my perch.!' The defective parrot replies.

     

    :dbanana:

     

    Funny!! I heard that one years ago and forgot that one. Thanks !

  5. Lately my tranny won't go into park unless the truck is moving just a little bit.

    Sometimes the gear indicator light doesn't show the correct gear when it does this.

    When changing the tranny filter a buddy "persuaded" the linkage to move a little and may not have gotten it back just the way it was.

    Do you think this may be the issue?? It started doing this shortly after the "persuasion".

  6. I believe those are the same ones I have on my alloys right now (lloks goofy with the alloy chrome combo). Looks great on yours though Dan!

     

     

     

     

    I am sure it looks good and matches well with the Arrival Blue! I was trying to find ones with the gold bowtie but their only listed for 07+ silvys but Im guessing they are universal?

     

     

    Yes ,they are universal.

  7. banghead.gif Someone stole my license plates off my SS and my Focus last night...gotta love a shitty worthless state like NC

     

     

    Don't be hatin' on NC man! Been here all my life and never had anything like that happen. I would never live any where else!

    I love our Military,but the towns and people that inhabit them aren't the best we have to offer.idiot.gif

  8. I don't remember of the top of my head, but basically just remove the dash, it just pulls out. then remove the radio, it has either 3 or 4-7mm screws. pull out the head unit. after this is done, there should be a few phillips screws that remove the top off the radio case. You will now be able to see the top of the CDs. and by now you should be able to see the missalligned cd. line them back up, or remove them and plug the radio back to the wireharness. the unit should be able to read the CD's and eject them now. this is how I did it over 4 years ago and haven't had the problem back yet

     

     

    Thanks....i'll copy this. If it dosen't work....I'll hunt you down......rolleyes.gifbiggrin.gif

  9. A little late, but I ran into this. Turns out that one of my cds fell out of allignment, preventing any of them form ejecting. The whole system was jamed. I just opened up the head unit, very easy to do plus if you search you can find a how-to on how to open it. Reallign the cd and all should be well. Once alligned, remove all cds and try again. If the radio jams again, you need a new one. this is usually caused by low electrical power or a battery dieing

     

     

    I didn't have any luck in the search option. Any clues?? I don't want a new unit. I know my buddy jammed it one night. Hasn't worked since. Can anyone lead me in the right direction?

  10. Can anyone tell me a simple way to get a CD out of my single disc factory stock player? The disc plays fine, but when I push the eject buttom it sounds as if the disc is spinning really fast, and then a message appears on the display, check CD, and the disc never starts to eject. I really do not want to have to take the deck out if possible. Thanks

     

     

    I have a similar problem with my stock 6 disc changer. It won't play or eject.Any help will be GREATLY appreciated.

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