BlackSS04

invest in a TC. its well worth it.

what does the zr1 run in the 1/4th ? mid 10's ?

how bout some slp loudmouths? they'll probebly drone like all hell too though.

god bless em

i agree with you guys that it will probebly turn out to be a problem for the state. people will abuse it for sure, but in my opinion weed is hell of alot better than alcohol abuse. weed=calm, alcohol=rowdy, get the picture. now if you mix both of them together, there will be mayhem on the streets of cali. not good for the state.

you can bet your ass if "The Inalienable Rights Enforcement Initiative" gets passed, i will sell my place and move out there in a heartbeat. i have a feeling arnold will pass it.

thanks, got it in an e-mail 2day and thought it was hillarious.

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh, sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?' *********************************************************** Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled from years past shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about. ************************************************************* A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 'So, where were you all these years?' 'In prison,' he says. 'Why did they put you in prison?' He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.' 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!' ******************************************************************** Two elderly people living in a Port Charlotte Retirement Community, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?' After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!' The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall... Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?' He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will.' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.' * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A man was telling his neighbor in Sun City Center , 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty' * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Morris, an 82 year-old man in Miami , went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma' and 'be cheerful.'',Morris replied. To which doctor said, 'I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!' * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Leesburg, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids.'

great upgrade in my book. throttle response was alot peepier after the 160* stat & tune. definetly worth it.

nice kill man. i hate when people are dicks after they get beat. damn sore losers

i don't know what to say then, maybe i have a freak exhaust. mine isn't loud at low throttle, but anything more is pretty damn loud, and WOT, forget about it. try keeping your windows open more and you'll notice it better. i can't get enough of the corsa.

it means you bump it back to front of the list because no1 has seen them.

bump

my sport is loud as shit with my LT's and high flow cats. i love it

A Modern Parable > > A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motors) decided > to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and > hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, > the Japanese won by a mile. > > > The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the > reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior > management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. > > > Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person > steering, while the American team had 7 people steering and 2 people > rowing . Feeling a deeper study was in order; American management hired > a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second > opinion. > They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, > while not enough people were rowing. > > > > Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent > another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was > totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 2 area steering > superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They > also implemented a new performance system that would give the 2 people > rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the > 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens > for the rowers. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and > other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses. The > pension program was trimmed to "equal the competition" and some of the > resultant savings were channeled into morale boosting programs and > teamwork posters. > > > The next year the Japanese won by two miles. > > > Humiliated, the American management laid-off one rower, halted development > of a new canoe, sold all the paddles, and canceled all capital investments > for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior > Executives as bonuses. > > > The next year, try as he might, the lone designated rower was unable to > even finish the race (having no paddles,) so he was laid off for > unacceptable performance, all canoe equipment was sold and the next year's > racing team was out-sourced to India. > > > Sadly - The End. > > > Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the last thirty years > moving all its factories out of the US, claiming they can't make money > paying American wages. > > > TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants > inside the US. The last quarter's results: TOYOTA made 4 billion in > profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses. > > > Ford folks are still scratching their heads and collecting bonuses. > > > IF THIS WEREN'T SO TRUE IT MIGHT BE FUNNY

The only way to have a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted. 'An Ambulance just drove by.' 'Looks like the Andersons have company', he called out. 'Matt's riding a new bike...' 'Looks like the Sanders are moving' 'Jason is on his skate board...' After a few moments he announced, 'I think the Coopers are having sex!!' Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?' 'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'

nice pics man. since your down here in boca, we should run our trucks one of these days. or we can just cruise and look for people to race.

nice lookin rig. any performance mods?

lol thats hillrious. what does that beast run?

yep, they don't give a damn about us and our problems at the pump, or on any other matter at hand.

is it the stock viper engine, or did he make a swap of some kind? if its the stock motor, than congrats for some great numbers.

what a damn tool. he's gotta be the biggest tool out the box.

thats bonkers

looks great. whos the maker of the lights?

he's just very passionate about this subject, as should we all. its these kinds of things that concern our future and our childrens future in this great country, and the elite are taking that away from us. i agree with blackss03 about everything he said. the elite of the country make all the important decisions for us, even if the outcome if horrible for the country. just as long as it's positive towards they're business intrests, they can give two shits about the american people. that is what this country has boiled down too and it really pisses me off. change needs to come around soon or it will be too late before we know it. the reason why no one really see's this coming is because its in there plan to change the country for the worst gradually over time, not all at once. if it were all at once, then the people would definetly rebel. people need to get this into there minds and see the changes already taking place and put pieces of the puzzle together. the country is doomed if we the people don't act now.