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BlackSS04

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  1. it is old? first time i've heard it. and its very true as well
  2. God was missing for six days.. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in al l things." God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of software." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
  3. lol couldn't find a dog vs gator fight, but i found this big boy. gotta be a saltwater croc
  4. nice zippy, you'll have that thing mid 13's in no time.
  5. how bout one of the new corsa mufflers sold seperatly from the whole catback kit?
  6. ford needs money bad, and now. them boyz almost be bankrupt
  7. The Jewelry Store: >> >> >> An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry >> store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. >> >> He told the jeweler he was looking for a special >> ring for his girlfriend. >> >> The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out >> a $5,000 ring. >> >> The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something >> more special.' >> >> At that statement, the jeweler went to his special >> stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only >> $40,000' the jeweler said. >> >> The young lady's eys sparkled and her whole body >> trembled with excitement. >> >> The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' >> >> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the >> old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is >> good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank >> Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' >> he >> said. >> >> Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. >> 'There's no money in that account.' >> >> 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you >> about my weekend!' >> >> >> All Seniors Aren't Senile!!!
  8. in the words of biggie smalls " if ya don't know, now ya know ni**a". just opening some eyes
  9. sucks man, whats that golf cart run in the 1/4th?
  10. sad but true, you guys hit it on the nose.
  11. as long as the government encourages it, nothing can and will be done about it.
  12. I know moderators don't want me to post anything else in the political sense, but I think these are very interesting statistics about California & illegal aliens. Just One State This is only one State...............If this doesn't open your eyes nothing will ! From the L. A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people)are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking. 10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County. ) (All 10 of the above are from the Los Angeles Times) Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States' annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida , and New York) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens. We are a bunch of fools for letting this continue HOW CAN YOU HELP ? Send copies of this letter to at least two other people. 100 would be even better. This is only one State............... If this doesn't open your eyes nothing will ! And you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants them to become voters!
  13. welcome, and good luck with your future mods. and yes, the sss will attract alot of snatch. my advice is to get they're digits right there on the road, its worked for me a couple of times. and a custom tune is alot better than a handheld programer.
  14. wow, thats a chunky bass. those lures you use are like saltwater lures. big lures for big fish
  15. wow, the bass eat the rainbow trout ! no wonder there so damn big. if i ever go to cali i'll be sure to do some bassin.
  16. who said i liked em, i wanted to hear you guys crack on them.
  17. i saw these last night on a silverado with dually and it looked pretty retarded. whats your thoughts on em. http://www.pickupspecialties.com/Exhaust_t...xhaust_tips.htm
  18. thats a lunker right there man, nice. looks like a 5-6 pounder to me. what'd you catch him on, live bait or lures ?
  19. not a good idea going up against one of those things.
  20. madonna using mind control on A-Rod? this is bonkers http://www.remoteviewer.nu/index.php?name=...le&sid=4841 http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/...eves_madon.html
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