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>> > A middle-aged man bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off

>> > > down the road, flooring it up to 80mph enjoying the wind blowing


>>what little hair he had left on his head.

>> > >

>> > > "This is great," he thought, and floored it some more. He looked in


>> > > rear view mirror and there was a State Trooper behind him, red lights

>>flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem,"

>>thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over


>> > >

>> > > Then he thought, "what am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of


>> > > and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State


>>to catch up with him.

>> > >

>> > > The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

>> > > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes


>>today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason for why you


>>speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked


>>at the Trooper and said: "Last week my wife ran off with a State


>>and I thought you were bringing her back."

>>The State Trooper replied: "Have a nice day."

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