redssinpgh Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 >> > A middle-aged man bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off >> > > down the road, flooring it up to 80mph enjoying the wind blowing >>through >>what little hair he had left on his head. >> > > >> > > "This is great," he thought, and floored it some more. He looked in >>his >> > > rear view mirror and there was a State Trooper behind him, red lights >>flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem," >>thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over >>130mph! >> > > >> > > Then he thought, "what am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of >>thing," >> > > and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State >>Trooper >>to catch up with him. >> > > >> > > The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. >> > > "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes >>and >>today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason for why you >>were >>speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked >>up >>at the Trooper and said: "Last week my wife ran off with a State >>Trooper, >>and I thought you were bringing her back." >>The State Trooper replied: "Have a nice day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ledfootss Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 ha that was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspentaylor Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 That was hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tienda Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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