SSplaytoy Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtodd82 Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 hmm that was nice to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscareltemblo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. So women do masterbate more than men I knew it all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Boy .... I'll sleep better tonight knowing all of that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve summers Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. So women do masterbate more than men I knew it all along. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope, Men wash their hands more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megashifter Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Finger lickin' good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscareltemblo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Uhm women-baters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 I hope this was a joke, because how would anyone come up with this accurate information??? Anywase, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 I hope this was a joke, because how would anyone come up with this accurate information??? Anywase, <{POST_SNAPBACK}> . damn dirty women , wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 no piss for me. I swim in my own pool and I haven't pissed in it yet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ldogss Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 i think at my job its way more than 1 litre of anal gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. So women do masterbate more than men I knew it all along. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lmao... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebbb Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 This is possibly more information than I wanted. I came home the other nite and had 2 grandkids and 2 neighbor kids in our small pool. They all started hollaring for me to get in, and I was going to until I asked them if anyone had peed in the pool. All 4 raised their hands. No swimming for me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 ...I came home the other nite and had 2 grandkids and 2 neighbor kids in our small pool. They all started hollaring for me to get in, and I was going to until I asked them if anyone had peed in the pool. All 4 raised their hands. No swimming for me!!! Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Boy .... I'll sleep better tonight knowing all of that...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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