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HILLBILLY MEDICAL TERMS

 

> > Benign......................What you be after you

be eight.

> Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.

> Barium.....................What doctors do when

patients die.

> Cesarean Section.... ...A neighborhood in Rome.

> Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.

> Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

> Colic.......................A sheep dog.

> Coma.......................A punctuation mark.

> D&C........................Where Washington is.

> Dilate......................To live long.

> Enema.....................Not a friend.

> Fester.....................Quicker than someone

else.

> Fibula......................A small lie.

> G.I.Series................World Series of military

baseball.

> Hangnail..................What you hang your coat

on.

> Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.

> Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

> Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.

> Morbid....................A higher offer than I

bid.

> Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.

> Node.......................I knew it.

> Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.

> Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.

> Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

> Post Operative.......A letter carrier.

> Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.

> Rectum..................Damn near killed him.

> Secretion...............Hiding something

> Seizure...................Roman emperor.

> Tablet....................A small table.

> Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.

> Tumor....................More than one.

> Urine.....................Opposite of mine.

> Varicose.................Near by/close by.

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