hot rod truck Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 A continuation of the WILDLIFE post in Gasoline Alley, but safe for here Thought I would share with all A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife, lying in bed, replies: "That's a sheep, you idiot." Replies the farmer, "I wasn't talking to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mwarren Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texascody Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 HAHA nice!!!! Comes to show you always have to have a backup plan because sometimes the goats get headaches after being in the sun alittle too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yes... the outside world looks down on a man marrying a farm animal, but for some our love knows no boundaries. I myself married a common cow years ago. Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yes... the outside world looks down on a man marrying a farm animal, but for some our love knows no boundaries. I myself married a common cow years ago. Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AHHHHH!...must be the ex ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Good one. Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ldogss Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 .... It Ain't Love .... but it's not BAAAAAAHHD !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 A missionary was working with a cannibal tribe, trying to convert them to Jesus. One day the cannibal chief's wife gives birth to an albino baby. Convinced the missionary had something to do with it, the chief comes storming up to him yelling blue murder and ready to light the cooking fire. The missionary tries to calm him down: "Listen chief, God works in mysterious ways; see all the white sheep on the hill?" "Yes." "And see the one little black sheep?" The chief looks thunderstruck and turns to the missionary: “OK; You no tell, I no tell!" Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 A man is shipwrecked onto a desert island, the only other survivors are a dog and a sheep. After a few weeks on the island, the man starts to eye the sheep as a potential outlet for his built-up sexual energy. The dog, however, will have none of this. Every time the man starts to approach the sheep the dog starts to growl menacingly, preventing the man from getting close to the sheep. This continues for weeks. One morning, however, the man notices a body floating ashore. Upon inspection he finds it to be a half-alive woman, almost naked, and he quickly revives her. She looks up at her savior and says, "Thank you, thank you. I owe my life to you. How can I ever repay you? I'll do anything for you that you'd like - just name it." The man thinks for a second, then says, "Take this dog for a walk..." Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 1. Where do you get virgin wool from?? Ugly sheep. 2. Do you know why men hire women as secretaries? Because sheep can't type! Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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