hot rod truck Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 So true. Too bad I SUCKED at math ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man+ smart woman = romance Smart man+ dumb woman = affair Dumb man+ smart woman = marriage Dumb man+dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss+smart employee = profit Smart boss+dumb employee = production Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle's03SilveradoSS Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 ROFL, that's gold! I shall put these to good use so that I will get ahead in life after college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 love it. especially the "your next" married/funeral line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 That's great Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 bump for a good topic! this should be a sticky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 very creative. you get bonus points for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 funny stuff reading this stuff make my day better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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