CHIEFZUSAF Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued long enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van" He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, I want you to shoot the dog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenKey Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 That is hilarious, Z. The best one on here yet, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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