zippy Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have givenit to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde guy's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmalibuss Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 LOL thats pretty good I was expecting some kinda trade to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalms02 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 -wow zip your catching up to ben on those posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Sorry, in advance, I just can't resist. Got this from a friend of mine in Germany.... Blonde geometry test Question 3. Find x Blonde answer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 now, now, take it easy with the blode jokes.... some of us may be..... ooo, look its shiney, wait a second! shoot i forgot! oh yeah... i'm one of those blonde dudes! ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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