misterp Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 So today coming home from work I am approaching a rise in the road (yes, now that you ask I *was* hauling ass ) and the radar detector goes instantly from nothing to screaming BUSTED, no warning or anything, so I panic and dive on the brake, then a split second later see the highway patrolman; we pass, and I see in the rear-view the blinker come on and he's making a U-turn... After being pulled over the patrolman gets out and it is a local highway patrol-WOMAN. Now it is most people's experience that female officers are zero-tolerance biatch-attitude cops, and this lady is no exception, she has a real reputation in these parts as a severe ball buster. But we've met before at 12:30am about a year ago and she remembers me (why yes, I was speeding then too!), at the time we had a good 15-minute chit chat by flashlight; well I thought we had a nice chit-chat anyway... So today - she tells me that she's just instant-on'd me at 73 in a 55 and to hand over my paperwork. She's filling out the clipboard, and she asks how I've been, how's things been at the USTRC ( OMG, she remembered from a year ago where I work?!) So we get to talking for another good 10-minutes about each other, finally she says, "Well, you make it so hard for me - you are really nice..." and then gently busts my chops for not wearing a seatbelt ("I know, I know..." ) She says to me "I'm writing you up for not wearing your seatbelt, you should have it on - but I'm giving you a warning for the speed". Funny thing is, I really think this woman likes me! If not I sure must have struck a chord, because she really remembers me! She *is* pretty cute. I love strong women; is it just me, or are women with guns truly attractive?! I think I'm in love! I think tomorrow I'll drop by the DPS office and leave some spring flowers... Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 haha thats some good stuff there Mr P. Women with handcuffs normally end up in a really good time or the opposite. I say go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Women with handcuffs normally end up in a really good time or the opposite. I didn't think about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Take her out for coffee and donuts. Thats good stuff concidering your plate says speeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2drTahoe Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 I don't know about flowers, how about some nice ammo or a fancy composite nightstick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Oh I can already see you guys are going to get a lot of mileage out of this one Nothing says I Love You like 9mm hollow-points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r8rs4lf Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 She sure does have some ugly writing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 She sure does have some ugly writing! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> chicken scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Did she "MEOW" at you? Give me all your papers right MEOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtie70SS Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Oh I can already see you guys are going to get a lot of mileage out of this one Nothing says I Love You like 9mm hollow-points... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You need to get with smilin Bob about that 9mm deal there At least you had a better experience than I did...You gotta hate that instant on. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 awesome man! only dealt with a woman cop once....it was a PITA. but yeah definetly some woman cops are HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 marry her, youll get away with more than speeding then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Romance at a ticket stop, she might be stocking you Don't come on to strong, she can easily hand you an assault/harassment charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Don't come on to strong, she can easily hand you an assault/harassment charge Naaaa... I'm a "real nice guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jboyss Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 thats awesome. You should deinately persue this. A woman cop who is attractive is a hard thing to resist. I think an attractive woman police officer is soooooo hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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