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A silly e-mail I received today


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:dunno: I got a little laugh out of it :P

 

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

 

:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

 

 

 

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

 

 

 

(_!_) a regular ass

 

 

(__!__) a fat ass

 

 

(!) a tight ass

 

 

(_*_) a sore ass

 

 

{_!_} a swishy ass

 

 

(_o_) an ass that's been around

 

 

(_x_) kiss my ass

 

 

(_X_) leave my ass alone

 

 

(_zzz_) a tired ass

 

 

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

 

 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

 

 

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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