misterp Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Johnny has a crush on a girl at his office, but she has a boyfriend. One day Johnny becomes so frustrated he goes up to her and blurts out "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me make love to you," and the girl says no. Johnny adds, "I'll be fast; I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up..." She thinks a moment, and says she'll consult her boyfriend. The boyfriend advises, "Make it $2000, and grab the cash fast - there's no way he's going to be able to even get his zipper down in time." She tells her boyfriend she'll call right back, and accepts Johnny's proposal. The boyfriend waits eagerly to hear back; finally after almost an hour he calls to find out what has happened. The girlfriend tells him, "The bastard used coins." Moral of the Story: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rays B4U Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Best one I've heard in a loong time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haynss Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 a lot better than the wanna be JOTD #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_a_n_payne Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 a lot better than the wanna be JOTD #1 You're starting to sound a whole lot like my ex-wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haynss Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 a lot better than the wanna be JOTD #1 You're starting to sound a whole lot like my ex-wife... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> do i get 1/2 since im in cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr82sxs Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 haha! that's actually brilliant.. i might try that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haul@ss Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 lmfao... pretty daym smart... although i think id use $1 bills... coins are just too daym heavy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 a lot better than the wanna be JOTD #1 You're starting to sound a whole lot like my ex-wife... do i get 1/2 since im in cali Hey now, I'M the one telling the jokes in this thread Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 haha! nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 a lot better than the wanna be JOTD #1 You're starting to sound a whole lot like my ex-wife... do i get 1/2 since im in cali Hey now, I'M the one telling the jokes in this thread Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the jokes hilarious BUT that is funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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