hot rod truck Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Welcome Aboard!, 50 has at least ONE BIG BENEFIT! Now you can have the "I don't give a poop what everyone else thinks attitude" because you can just blame it on your age! It's relly pretty handy! I'll be 50+2 on Saturday. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Happy Birthday Ray I have told a couple of people that I'm actually 49/version 2.0. I've had that attitude for a long time already according to my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Happy Birthday and welcome to old age Brian. I'll bring some Geritol for us to the Zippy event. Check out the insurance rates on your vehicles and house from The Hartford through AARP. Saving me nearly $1500.00 per year total. Definately worth the $25.00 annual dues. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Bob, I will definitely check them out: "because membership does have its privileges" Although, I am concerned about any organization that would have me as a member ;) What do they call Geritol and vodka anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Happy b-day man!!! your only 31 years and some change older than me!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> happy birthday man! BONG A BEER FOR THE SS BOYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan06SS Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Happy Bday old man... I'm half way to 50 myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 happy birthday. 50 is definatley getting there. I doubt ill make to 50 but we will see how the cookie crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 happy birthday. 50 is definatley getting there. I doubt ill make to 50 but we will see how the cookie crumbles. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just imagine my surprise that I made it this far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenKey Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Happy b-day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vdrumright Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 OH... and I'm getting laid too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can still do that at 50?..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 OH... and I'm getting laid too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can still do that at 50?..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope to be doing it for many years to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdriveGTP Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Wow, I can't believe that I overlooked this thread (thanks to Brian for bringing it to my attentnion....) I am sitting here at my computer at work laughing out loud becuase I can see Brian out in the yard.... "Tomorrow, I'll be out cutting the lawn in my wifebeater, pastel blue plaid shorts, black dress socks, sandals, and my wrap-around geriatric sunglasses waving at everybody going by the house as they all point at the crazy old guy cutting his lawn " Someone needs to Photoshop that picture together....or go by his house and get one for me!!! Oh, one more thing...more like a word to the wise....a guy told me one time to never trust a fart after 50.....so just be careful!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 In today's mail what do I get... a letter from a local funeral home telling me all the advantages of Advanced Funeral Planning Heck, I knew about AARP but had never thought about all the wonderful reasons to advance plan my final resting place Man, those Madison Ave. types think of everything My wife is still laughing over this one and the fact that she's 3 years younger than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 nice man that is some messed up stuff, is this their sign?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 OH... and I'm getting laid too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can still do that at 50?..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope to be doing it for many years to come <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cialis or Viagra can always help....but with u getting up there in age, u may want 2 consult w/ a doctor to make your ticker is still strong enough In today's mail what do I get a letter from a local funeral home telling me all the advantages of Advanced Funeral Planning Heck, I knew about AARP but had never thought about all the wonderful reasons to advance plan my final resting place Man, those Madison Ave. types think of everything My wife is still laughing over this one and the fact that she's 3 years younger than me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They got planned parenting and planned dying....NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Happy Belated Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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