hot rod truck Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks No gumbo No jambalaya No toilet paper No STRIP clubs No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here? Duh!!!!! Edited June 10, 2006 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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montanass Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 sucks to be them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dcairns Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 You know, I think you are on to something there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasadena SS Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 "Your wife smells like a donkey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 You know, I think you are on to something there.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you've hit the nail on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_a_n_payne Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peerson Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Don't forget.... No toilet paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 That is one of the best I've heard yet, I think I'd take that route to if i was in their shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted June 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Don't forget.... No toilet paper! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good catch Updated the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 sucks to be them! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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