hot rod truck Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I was over at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Boston Terrier earlier this week and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. It wasn't the best day. It was a long line. I couldn't help myself at this point. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door The best damn joke i've heard this year The best part is there are people amongst us who would believe his story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 that one is definitely getting forwareded. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan06SS Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 HAHA... we must be connected somewhere in the e-mail chain b/c I got that same e-mail forwarded to me earlier today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 : HAHA... we must be connected somewhere in the e-mail chain b/c I got that same e-mail forwarded to me earlier today. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... OH NO!... not the dreaded 6* of KEVIN BACON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 LMAO thats probably the best I've hear for a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAD2THEBONEBLACKSS Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 that was hysterical ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdriveGTP Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 ......I don't even know what to say.....I guess I just know you too well...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 ......I don't even know what to say.....I guess I just know you too well...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've always said if I were reincarnated, I wanted to come back as a dog. Just so I could lick my own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_bnoon_SS Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 ......I don't even know what to say.....I guess I just know you too well...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've always said if I were reincarnated, I wanted to come back as a dog. Just so I could lick my own... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I want to come back as a dog too, but for a different reason... to be able to slam my face into a woman's crotch and root around any time I want without being arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 ......I don't even know what to say.....I guess I just know you too well...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've always said if I were reincarnated, I wanted to come back as a dog. Just so I could lick my own... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I want to come back as a dog too, but for a different reason... to be able to slam my face into a woman's crotch and root around any time I want without being arrested. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> never thought of it that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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