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Save the story for dinner


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Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground

and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and

Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

 

Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain

himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was

at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt

Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then

he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy t ake his

pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

 

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an

interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time? I

want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

 

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story.

Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw

Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was

giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

 

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and

Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to

do when Daddy was in the Army."

 

Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you

interrupt.

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