The Biker & Old Lady

[hot rod truck]

 

A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike

fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far

and would just walk home.

 

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a

bucket and an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestock

dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling

outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

 

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old

lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to

get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

 

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616

Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this

stuff."

 

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,

carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the

goose in your other hand?"

 

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl

home. On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.

We'll be there in no time."

 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a

lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get

in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with

me?"

 

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an

anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly

hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,

put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens

[stevebbb]