dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while . 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "int erfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psher481 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 is that an actual bit of his? id like to hear it, i bet just hearing him say it makes it that much funnier - cant say i disagree with much of it either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtie70SS Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 It'll never happen it makes too much sense. Funny how we are the world's police, life squad, and janitors...it's about to break our backs Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbochargedBerserker Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 (edited) I tried to validate this as Robin often gets a bunch of political quotes (the thing about bush in the last election being the stand out example) attributed to him falsely. I can't find any "official" site where this can be verified, but as expect a ton of blog sites, etc., that list this, and at least one site that claims it is not true. I'd likely say the text is either exagerated from one of his routines (pic looks like a USO shot) or completely made up. not that it isn't completely funny and ironinc ;) Edited September 28, 2006 by TurbochargedBerserker (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I have no clue if it is legit or not but i thought it was funny as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbochargedBerserker Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Yeah it is -- I'd love to know if this one is legit. And if it is, where I can get a dvd lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rays B4U Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Nope, Not Legit. But whoever wrote it hit the nail right square on the head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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