Oo p0op oO Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have. The Mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision. " "That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses." smile its friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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