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Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born

without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital

Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.


Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him

and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if

he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even

said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they

came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.


When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have. The

Mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has

beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and

really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"


"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will

have 20/20 vision. "


"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he

needed glasses."


:cheers: smile its friday!

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