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>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

>bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins

>to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

>

>MAN: "Hello"

>

>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

>

>MAN: "Yes"

>

>WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

>It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

>

>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

>

>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and

>saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

>

>MAN: "How much?"

>

>WOMAN: "$65,000."

>

>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

>

>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we

>wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

>

>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but

>just offer $900,000."

>

>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

>

>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

>

>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him

>in astonishment.

>

>Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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