Oo p0op oO Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 >Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a >bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins >to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > >MAN: "Hello" > >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > >MAN: "Yes" > >WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. >It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." > >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and >saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." > >MAN: "How much?" > >WOMAN: "$65,000." > >MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we >wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." > >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but >just offer $900,000." > >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" > >MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." > >The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him >in astonishment. > >Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 I've heard that one before, but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Man that is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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