GunSpectre19 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 ...........................................!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliChevyV8 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 ...........................................!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was funny... I don't get you man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF-03-SS Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 ...........................................!! Funny sh!t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I hate it when that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Im just weird i guess...I didnt really get it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 thats funny shit yo' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambino Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 funny funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Aw man thats too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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