hot rod truck Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69! " More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Now THAT'S funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chpspecial Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Now THAT'S funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Smoker Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Now THAT'S funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 always brings a smile to my face one way or the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJSmyth Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 wow... the joke was funny, but 26 dubs made me laugh more...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 nice joke 26dub is a nixsupersport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehoatim Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 26duMbaSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Now THAT'S funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dub26 needs to be the first responder to all the JOTD's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 nice joke 26dub is a right back at u. nixsupersport <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I dont get get it. Now THAT'S funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dub26 needs to be the first responder to all the JOTD's!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its would make all treads much better... LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 (edited) your sig has been annoying me 26dub.... I threw one together I thought was better yes...no? Edited October 26, 2006 by Posi12Bolt (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalms02 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Uh Oh!!! Not again!!! 26 Dub You should use the sig Homie made for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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