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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John

accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he

bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed

Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her

dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back

up again, hit his head on the table and emerged



Later, John went to the kitchen to get some

refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you

see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by

her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well

indeed he did.


She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you

$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the

financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms

that he is interested. She tells him that since her

husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't,

John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday



When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's

house at 2p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed

sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their

transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.


As usual,Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon

entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John

come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her

throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few

minutes this afternoon."


Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband

curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror

she assumed that somehow he had found out and after

mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in

fact he did give me $500."


Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his

wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. He came by

the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He

promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on

his way home and pay me back."

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