thomp62301 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary, riding her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl replied, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did" chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said,"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 niceeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 HAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kim Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ohhhhhhh. Didn't see that one coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 i knew that one, just couldn't remember the punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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