hot rod truck Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 So true When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ron's SS Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 17 years of trials and tribulations. Sounds like you're on the right track now, that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 (<--- enough said) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 looks like i have alot left to learn... seeing as how i'm only 20... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luaderdale SS Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Story of my life ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 so true ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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