hot rod truck Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-95 southbound, just outside of Washington, Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." Hillary in 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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