hot rod truck Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Think Before You Speak A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the church. During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that Doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up! "No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. I posted this joke as I feel that the other members would appreciate the humor this joke provides based on previous concerns posted by another member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Thats wrong on a few levels but funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 so funny but soooooo wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I posted this joke as I feel that the other members would appreciate the humor this joke provides based on previous concerns posted by another member Here we go again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Yes here we go again. I found this joke to be funny, and utalized the smiley "lol" for a few reasons to express my feelings: A. It was perverted B. I laughed out loud after reading it C. The goat standing up was just wrong, which is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I thought it was freakin' hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZebes Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 The goat actually made me spit coke through my nose onto the keyboard. you owe me a new keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 With the goat standing up, I bet if you searched the priests' parish/room you are going to find a pair of velcro gloves...good for more grip on the goat...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_bnoon_SS Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 With the goat standing up, I bet if you searched the priests' parish/room you are going to find a pair of velcro gloves...good for more grip on the goat...lol. Naaaah, you only need the velcro gloves until she's trained right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Naaaah, you only need the velcro gloves until she's trained right. nah just tuck your jeans into your boots and insert their hind legs into said boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juse821 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Good one and are we a little knowledgeable in the goat area there fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Good one and are we a little knowledgeable in the goat area there fellas. I had no idea we had this many goat f#@kers on the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm not a goat fu@#er...I'm a mother fu#$er... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 I'm not a goat fu@#er...I'm a mother fu#$er... GREAT...Now we have to make sure we keep all the goats and all the moms off the streets away from you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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