hot rod truck Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 The broken mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. This is so TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireRescueSS Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Never be a smartass to the wife holding the sharp object.... I would have handed her the toothbrush after she finished the grass though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalms02 Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 That is one of the funniest I've read on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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