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From the Impreza Forum...

 

"when I apply...

 

heh, don't picture this!

 

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place"

 

Thank god I live in Southern California where humidity is a word not mentioned in this state often let alone about someone sack

 

From the Impreza Forum...

 

"when I apply...

 

heh, don't picture this!

 

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place" :lol:

 

Thank god I live in Southern California where humidity is a word not mentioned in this state often let alone about someone sack

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From the Impreza Forum...

 

"when I apply...

 

heh, don't picture this!

 

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place"

 

Thank god I live in Southern California where humidity is a word not mentioned in this state often let alone about someone sack

 

 

Sombody shoot me please :ughdance::sick:

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FYI, to all about to try Goldbond on the boys... Make DAMN sure that it's the regular Goldbond and NOT the special medicated foot powder!!! The "gentle" cooling effect you feel while using the foot powder on your feet turns into a never ending BURN if placed on or anywhere near the boys! Water doesn't quell the flames, rather spreads them to "taint" and "dot", as well as screaming down the sensitive portions of your inner thigh.

 

I found this out while laying wood flooring two summers ago and needed a hefty application to get rid of the "static cling". Nice palm-full later and I was dancing around and screaming like a deranged cursing marionette. Water spreads it to the places named above... jump into the shower with clothes still on, throwing body wash soap onto the "neighborhood" to finally help Smoky Bear put out the forest fire. Good thing I had my closest friends over to help me out that day.

 

Mental note for the future, keep the foot powder stored in a totally separate closet than the ball powder. Second mental note: The foot powder comes in the BLUE bottle.

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