Chevcup47 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Three men - a Canadian farmer , Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no inf id els, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 lol that ones funny every time i here it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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12'SROCK Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 thats a funny one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onyx_ss Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 lol thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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