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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

 

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

 

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the

computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

 

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

 

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

 

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

 

Ten seconds later, the

computer ejects a printout:

 

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

 

That evening, while thinking how amazing this newtechnology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

 

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife

and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

 

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his

concoction, and awaits the results.

 

The computer prints the

following:

 

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Isle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Isle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wifeis pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

 

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!

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