victorredss Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.' So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this newtechnology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Isle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Isle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wifeis pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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12'SROCK Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 LMFAO. . . .nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 LOL thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chevcup47 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 good one LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jc04ss Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 That's funny! LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nextelsucks Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 lol thats messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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06redSSrwd Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 haha, that's what i would call getting OWNED ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePDB Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 haha, that's what i would call getting OWNEDES I couldn't agree more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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