Champion201 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 (edited) When trying to be nice and cook breakfast for the wife on Mothers day, or any day for that matter be sure you DO NOT cook bacon naked!!!!!! Take the time to get dressed, trust me, I speak from personal experience, its NOT a good ideal BTW, if you do make this mistake, Neosporene is your BEST friend! Edited May 11, 2008 by Champion201 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Yeah you're supposed to cook the bacon, not your bacon! Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettSS Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Ouuuchh !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 "if you cook bacon while being naked", you might be a redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion201 Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 "if you cook bacon while being naked", you might be a redneck. I was trying to be nice and make breakfast for her early and obviously I was not thinking. Maybe I'm partial redneck, I do like fast trucks and bass fishing, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Well since nobody else mentioned it I will - you need to tell her to kiss it and make it feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 (edited) Yeah you're supposed to cook the bacon, not your bacon! OUCH ... So .... ??? Did the "Bacon" shrink??? Edited May 11, 2008 by Stitches040 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 wow...just wow...i guess the thought is waht counts..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 You sleep naked? Not that i want to know. Yeah any hot oil burns like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allballz57 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 He's not kidding around,I found this out also,but I wasn't naked,I was in boxers,which don't give you full protecton all the time This was a few years ago and I have since learned my lesson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 OUCH! That's goin' leave a mark! There is also a downside to bacon/bacon grease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Only on THIS forum!!! I would hate to hear what you did with the eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion201 Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Only on THIS forum!!! I would hate to hear what you did with the eggs. Actually the eggs were fine. Non stick pan and Pam spray There is also a downside to bacon/bacon grease DUDE, that picture just aint right! We have bacon on very rare ocassions, maybe 2 or 3 times a year. Mostly its healthy crap but you gotta splurge every now and then You sleep naked? I thought everyone did. Am I wrong? wow...just wow...i guess the thought is waht counts..lol Yep, I tried So .... ??? Did the "Bacon" shrink??? Yes, both of them did Well since nobody else mentioned it I will - you need to tell her to kiss it and make it feel better I tried but she said she didnt like the taste of Neosporene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70chevy03ss Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 . That should be a rule.. " You should never cook around open flame or while cooking bacon" I hope the blinds were closed you don't want to end up in the paper as a perv... LOL kidding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD619SS Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Well since nobody else mentioned it I will - you need to tell her to kiss it and make it feel better Or just soak it in cider......get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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