usabodyguard Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you > will have $49.00 today. > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of AIG one year ago, you will have > $33.00 today. > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you > will have $0.00 today. > > But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the > beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have > received $214.00. > > Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & > recycle. > > It is called the 401-Keg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 ....but still pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieo818 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 lol, Got this in an email the other day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saytagf Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 It's a repost Dave.....I thought a moderator would know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 It's a repost Dave.....I thought a moderator would know better. its ok Grandpa Dave has been gettin a lot of "senior moments". its ok pops everyone makes mistakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSTAL Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 eff em dave ive never seen it i think its genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braxton Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 i've never seen it either. thats awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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