Hankg42 Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked, 'And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! ' SCREW THOSE SHRINKS. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss wrecker Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 that's hilarious the look on the shrinks face would be a great sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 hahahhaha that was great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 LMAO good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 ah hah hah, perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 that's a good one. I'll have to post it on myspace lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 ROFL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 HAHAHA! Bartender always better than a shrink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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