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Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders


Hankg42

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY

BED AT NIGHT.

 

SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.

I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

 

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

 

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

 

'How much do you charge?'

 

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

 

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

 

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

 

'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

 

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

 

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have

saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

 

'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked, 'And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

 

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! '

 

 

SCREW THOSE SHRINKS. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!

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