BOB47 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Official Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart 60 and above- North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above- Californians shiver uncontrollably.. People in Michigan sunbathe. 40 above- Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. 32 above -Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior 's water gets thicker. 20 above- Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt 15 above- Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0- People in Miami all die... Michigander's lick the flagpole. 20 below- Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Michigan get out their winter coats. 40 below- Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. 60 below- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below- Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos. 100- below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michigander's get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297- below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below- ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below- Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl!!! (Yeah, Like that's going to happen:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieo818 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 HAHA LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Good one Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 lmao ! so very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detjoe Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 good one Bob! I was drinving the other day....it was 34 and I had the window open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03blueSSon22s Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Nice, sounds pretty true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-Jacket Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 its not that cold in michigan, at least down state michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 At 30 and above that means the tracks should be open and it's racing time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 HAHAAHAHHHAAAAA!!!! I just shot iced tea out my nose reading that!!! LMFAO!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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