hot rod truck Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM… 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally) 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 yes!!!!!!!! thats perfect lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delay18 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Simply AMAZING!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonickoolten Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 lol nice man 22 sec fart...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 That's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I was off in lala land, after reading that LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funceca88 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM… 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally) 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep im single right now , o well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Hahaha thats perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rojo_143 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 yep that sounds about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8 UR HMI Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 y cant there be a mid-day sex? thats what my gf and i do after i get out of class b4 she goes to work. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 y cant there be a mid-day sex? thats what my gf and i do after i get out of class b4 she goes to work. lol Wait till you're married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnitsa Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 lol thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I didn't even read the "Perfect Day for Her" part! Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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