shawnss Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hello, is this the Sheriff's office? Yes, what can i do for you? I'm calling to report 'about my neighbor virgil smith... hes hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin it in there.Thank you very much for calling sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using an axe, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. " Hey, Virgil! This is Floyd... Did the Sheriffs come?" "Yeah!" " Did they chop your firewood?" Yep! Happy Birthday, buddy. ( rednecks know how to git-R-done) sorry if you find it dumb. i just found it kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwest94 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 LOL, had a feeling that's where it was going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1SSS Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 free labor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 ah hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 hahah thats great. i heard a similar one about the fbi digging up someones backyard looking for dead bodies. ended up they were doing the hard work for a garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMPALASS_RIDER Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 it was lame but FUNNY at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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